Jock Spirituality Part 1

Jock Spirituality: Part 1

It always amazes me how many Catholic teams make it to the NCAA

championship brackets. This year in the men’s division, the Augustinians

(Villanova) outlasted the Jesuits (Loyola Chicago), despite the latter having a 98 year

old nun as a mascot; and the Congregation of the Holy Cross (Notre Dame) walked

away with the women’s championship. What is it about Catholics and Basketball?

Actually, what is it about Catholics and sports in general?

I first learned about the spiritual importance of sports in grammar school.

Marin never had the heavy CYO imprint that San Francisco did, and St. Anselm’s was

never considered a basketball powerhouse, but going out for the team in fourth

grade seemed almost as holy an endeavor as becoming an altar boy. Both implied

some sort of heroic loyalty to Team Catholic. Our basketball coach was Father Ed

Dullea, who taught us how to pass the ball and warned us about “hacking.” (I never

did learn how to shoot.) We knew St. Raphael’s would always beat us, because they

had twice as many students, an indoor gym, and a real coach; but if we were lucky,

we might be able to beat St. Patrick’s or St. Vincent’s School for Boys. We would

always put our hands together on the ball before the game and say a prayer; and

we’d always make the sign of the cross before a free throw. (Many years later

Dennis Lucey told me that the sign of the cross was originally a yogic centering

exercise - which might explain its efficacy for foul shots.)

In the seminary, of course, sports were elevated to a near sacred status. The

first seminary document any of us read was Lyman Fenn’s “The Little City of God,”

where he went into great detail about how the sports system was carefully designed

to play a pivotal role in the formation of young men for the priesthood. One line

summed it up: “The competition at St. Joseph’s is very keen.” Arriving as a non-orig in

third high, I had never gotten to know my classmates in their native state - before

they had been branded by a team – so the seminary draft became a huge deal for me.

I’ve always considered my selection as an Indian my first call to orders.

At our yearly retreats, we inevitably heard dramatic Mission Band homilies

about how our spiritual life was like a baseball game: We had to widen our stance,

choke up on the bat, and keep our eye on the ball, lest we go down swinging and end

up in Hell. God was our long-suffering coach, and Satan always threw spitballs.

Later, in the wake of Vatican II, new franchise teams started popping up in

the Church League. Instead of all the teams consisting of clergy, the laity started

creating their own squads. First came the Cursillo movement where regular people

started organizing weekend retreats, sharing their feelings and experiences without

benefit of clergy. It started to impact St. Pat’s shortly after I got there. Older

classmen would disappear for a weekend and then come back all giggly, singing “De

Colores,

” and trying to hug all their classmates. It seemed pretty weird to the rest of

us, who had spent years trying to keep our emotions under control, and Lyman

Fenn, our self-appointed sports commissioner, wanted to throw them out of theleague entirely, but eventually we accepted the fact that the rules of the game were

changing.

Then the women got involved. They got tired of listening to priests telling

them about marriage and family, so they grabbed their husbands, adapted some of

the Cursillo techniques and started holding couples’ retreats under the banner of the

old Christian Family Movement. The Vatican Council even started enlisting their

advice on issues like birth control. (Well, sort of).

Soon the Cursillo concept spread to teen agers in the Bay Area. Organized

through the CYO, it was called the Search for Christian Maturity and featured teens

teaching and inspiring other teens. This was an exciting new ball game, and I was

curious to experience it, so I asked my classmate Ed Nevin if he could get me into a

Search over our Christmas break. (His folks were active in CFM and his brother,

Mike, was one of the leaders of the Search.)

I was told that this holiday Search was reserved specifically for football

players who hadn’t been able to attend any previous Searches during the regular

football season. About 70 of them showed up at the CYO camp in Occidental. A lot

of them already knew each other, but still, “the competition was very keen” and

there was enough testosterone in the air to start a forest fire. However, the leaders

seemed up to the challenge, all of them Search veterans who had been hand-picked

to deal with this gaggle of beefy jocks. Pete Armstrong started things off, telling

them that this was THEIR event, to be led by THEIR peers, who could relate to

THEIR problems. (Very collegial, a la Vatican II). Mike Nevin led off, talking about

sports, teamwork, dedication, excellence, and how all these things can be applied to

your spiritual life. Other teen leaders followed, each giving their own personal

accounts of how they had evolved from clueless high school jocks into spiritual

athletes. The crescendo built and built until finally the last speaker was announced:

“Now we’re going to hear from a guy you all know - at least by reputation (Snicker,

snicker). A great football player, a great leader, a great all-around guy – Ace

O’Conner!”

The name was vaguely familiar to me, and I suddenly flashed back to my first

year at St. Joe’s, to one morning at breakfast, when a sixth latiner – I think his first

name was Kevin in those days – held the entire refectory in thrall as he proceeded to

set a new record by eating 108 stewed prunes. It had started as a dare, but soon the

whole refectory was sending their left-over bowls of prunes to his table, watching

him wolf them down, one after another. Only Cat Canfield’s bell stopped him at 108.

I hadn’t seen him since then, but now he rose, a strapping six footer, and

grinned out at the burly crowd. He started out slow: “Guys, a lot of people think

Jesus was a wimp. They think all he did was turn the other cheek.” He paused and

looked slowly around the room. “But I’m here to tell you, they’re wrong! Jesus was

no wimp! He was a winner! If he played football, he’d be Y. A. Tittle! If he played

basketball, he’d be Bill Russell! If he played baseball, he’d be Babe Ruth! He was thekind of competitor who never gave up. He gave his all for the team. And now He

wants you to do the same. You need to step up to the plate. You need to pick

yourself up after the tackle. You need to man up.” He paused again, slowly nodding

his head and sweeping the crowd with his eyes.

“No shit, guys. You gotta crack your balls for Christ!”

It was the most powerful jock sermon I’d ever heard.

greg mcallister